Yeah! Team SCIENCE and Team FAITH. Applications are now available! Just send one in; posting it is fine.
Team you want to join: S/F
Why you want to join:
Why you are valid to join:
Why you think you should join:
Why you think we think you should join:
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Race:
Warlock: Y/N
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You know what side I'm on, Chris. Enough said.
ReplyDeleteWell you have to send in an application.
ReplyDeleteTeam Faith FTW!!! If I must, I want to because I want to crush the puny little atheists, I'm valid because I'm a crazed ranger who kills his own team mates (I hope you get it, Christopher), I should join because, well, I just want to, you should let me join my own team..., male, Roxas (pr Michael, whichever you prefer), Priest, no for warlock. there
ReplyDelete1. APPLICATION FORMAT
ReplyDelete2. Priest is not a race.
Team you want to join: Science FTW
ReplyDeleteWhy you want to join: Skills that will be invaluable
Why you are valid to join: Atheist. 'Nuff said.
Why you think you should join: I come in handy, and I'm in a neat carrying case
Why you think we think you should join: ATHEIST
Gender: M
Name: Gim the Lobster
Race: Guardian
Warlock: I do not waste my time with petty warlocks.
I believe that is about it.
ReplyDeleteOkay, application taken. Show me your sword sometime soon.
ReplyDeleteBtw warlocks aren't petty. You'll believe me when they start raining meteorites and call up this huge monster.
ReplyDeleteWhat! I work at the forge for months and all you can say is, "Show me your sword sometime soon."?
ReplyDeleteYeah.
ReplyDelete*Draw one*
You know what side I am on, but I don't prefer to define it. It is making this debate too competition-like. I really don't like how the atmosphere is changing from a debate between colleagues into a fight/argument.
ReplyDelete*draw two*
ReplyDeletewhy is it draw 2?
ReplyDeleteTeam you want to join: Science
ReplyDeleteWhy you want to join: I'm and Atheist and proud of it.
Why you are valid to join: I'm an Atheist and proud of it.
Why you think you should join: Everyone's choosing sides so I might as well.
Why you think we think you should join: Because we're either with you or against you (don't you love my use of false dilemma?)
Gender: Female (pronounced Fee-mall-ee if a name)
Name: Chloe or Chiquita, you're choice
Race: Human (or am I?)
Warlock: Does it really matter?
Team you want to join: Faith
ReplyDeleteWhy you want to join: Michael(?) is lonely.
Why you are valid to join: I believe in God (Take that, Chris! Hey, did you ever notice that if you add a t to Chris it spells Christ?)
Why you think you should join: uh...
Why you think we think you should join: er...
Gender: male
Name: Isaac
Race: half-orc
Warlock: Barbarian, all the way
Oh my god, you just made me barf. I really don't think I need to give an explanation.
ReplyDeleteTeam you want to join: Science
ReplyDeleteWhy you want to join: Educate young skulls full of mush
Why you are valid to join: 30+ year faithful Christian, now devout atheist
Why you think you should join: Years of experience on both sides of the argument.
Why you think we think you should join: I have life experiences that you don't, so I give different perspective. That and I take abuse from the other side in stride, not get offended and even make jokes.
Gender: M
Name: Mark 'Doc' Ott
Race: Homo Sapien
Warlock: N
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ReplyDeleteI would rather my application be 'accepted' :)
ReplyDeleteOops. So unlikely that I never noticed that :o
ReplyDeleteI barely ever make typos of that scale anymore.
Таким образом то, что Вы говорите, - Вы, ненавидят доктора ott? Для позора.
ReplyDeleteIsaac, did you ever meet an atheist whose name is actually 'Christian?' Because I have. It's extremely unfortunate that people get abused because of their names, especially since they have absolutely no control over what it is. At all.
ReplyDeleteNo offence, Doc Ott, but why did you stop being a Christian?
ReplyDeleteI know why but I don't know if he wants me to share but he's gone right now.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to tell you and THEN find out he doesn't want me to tell you :o
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ReplyDeleteHAS this post been removed by the author? Why? How did the author commit this crime? All this, and more, on tonight's Dateline News.
ReplyDeleteBy the author of the comment. Emily deleted it.
ReplyDeleteI know. Way to ruin the drama.
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